fy_ekan. 
At the EKAN Industry Park, things are about to get ugly. The monday morning foremen's meeting starts with the landowner unexpectedly showing up to inform everyone that she means to bulldoze the entire site, in favor of a dog run for her stepdaughter's miniature schnauzer. This clearly doesn't sit well with the EKAN Industry Park foremen. A few of the events taking place before the landowner eventually dissolves the meeting by diving out the window include a) the foreman of Parker BM Inc revealing to his colleagues the details of a side business he's been entertaining in imported firearms and b) the landowner, mid-air, text messaging her private security squad. 
Landowner security squad (CT): Defend your employers' legal right to do as she will with her own property. Strike down the peasants!
EKAN Industry Park foremen (T): Time to make a stand and step up for the little guy. Defend your workplace and fight off the hired guns!
By LaBello. For credits, see fy_ekan_README.txt
